There has been a lot of awful first pitches through out history.  This isn't one of them.  Watch this Cirque du Soleil performer throw out the impressive first pitch at a Padres game this weekend.

Nothing says "I'm important" like throwing out the first pitch at an MLB game.  They don't just let any jaboroni off the street do it.  But this first pitch says more than just "I'm important".  Its says "I'm a crazy ass dreadlocked backflipping tribesman."

 

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