Classic Movies Starring Tony LaBrie… and His Sweet High School Mullet [PHOTOS]
What started as a good bit of birthday razzing, turned into me spending way too much time photoshopping Tony LaBrie’s head (from a god awful school picture) onto classic movie posters. Ever wonder what movies like ‘Road House’ and ‘Big Trouble in Little China’ would’ve looked like if LaBrie were the star? Me neither, but we’re going to find out.
It all began when I posted this horribly embarrassing bad school pic of LaBrie to his Facebook wall on his birthday. For some reason he was foolish enough to give us that one when we all posted our bad school pics a while back. Apparently, a bunch of people missed that on our website and were seeing it for the first time. Someone asked if he auditioned for ‘Joe Dirt,’ and then I just had to see what that would look like… so I made it happen. It really just got out of hand after that.
Tony, like Joe Dirt, also sleeps at a radio station sometimes… Usually while he’s supposed to be working.
He may not be a master of the throat rip, but he throws one hell of a junk punch.
Okay, maybe not all of them were “classic” movies.
Big Trouble in Little China
I think LaBrie could probably take David Lo Pan in a fistfight… probably.
Pretty in Pink
I’d hit it.