I grew up watching Arnie kick ass as the barbaric warrior Conan (pronounced Cone-Ann for you young'ns) and I gotta say I don't think a reboot was really necessary. Check out the preview of the new edition starring Nobody Mcwhoami as the title character. 

Conan without Arnold is almost as bad as Terminator without Arnold. Why doesn't Hollywood realize that those flicks were largely successful because Schwarzenegger has a likeability factor that few action stars possess? It doesn't hurt that he used to look like he could actually rip you in half either. 

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Lets compare; Here is the trailer for the new Conan reboot and underneath is a video compilation of Arnold inventing the donkey punch as Conan. Watch both and then tell me which movie you would rather watch. 

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