Cop Accidentally Grabs Dude’s Full-On Boner During Arrest [VIDEO]

I think the officer misunderstood when the chief told him to bring in some "hardened criminals."

Being a cop is a tough job. Some days, you get to be a hero. Others, well, you end up with a fistful of schlong. It's one of those things that comes with the territory when frisking someone, but it's probably not the norm to shake hands with a "bone soldier in full salute." That cop really got in there too. After the initial contact, you know he had to be thinking, "Please don't be a dick. Please don't be a dick. Please don't be a dick... Dammit! That's a dick. Did anyone see me?"

We're not really sure why the suspect was rocked up at this time, but our money is on "murder boner."