Couple Allegedly Having Sex at Dirt Fest Caught On Film [NSFW Video]

If you're gonna risk becoming a sex offender, I guess this is the way to do it! 

Dirt Fest got dirtier than usual this year, as a couple was caught gettin' down while overlooking the band ATTILA's set. I know they were far away from everyone, but it would seem like you'd realize that SOMEONE out of all of the attendees would look up and notice eventually, especially with that nice little window view. I'd like to say I'm surprised, but let's be real here.