Talk about slippery when wet!  A Polish man was busted giving his sausage to a woman on a public waterslide.  The couple were spotted before they shot down the slide, not sure if anything else was "shot" though.

According to The Daily Mail, the pair were caught on camera as the woman straddled her male partner.  One lifeguard reported that the wet and wild lovers were at it for roughly five minutes before anyone noticed.  Once spotted, the pervy pair were immediately escorted out of the park.

Some people!  A park spokesperson said, they want people to have fun, just "not that sort of fun".  I'll say.  Hope they drained the pool!