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Cremains Or Cocaine?

Well, Could Of Been The Cocaine, The Cocaine!
Jeremy Ng

Five idiot burglars broke into a home in Florida recently.  The crew took several things from the home, including what they thought was cocaine.

The butt-hole robbers left the house and began to sniff the powder substance.  They soon realized what they were sniffing was ashes.

They were trying to get high off the remains of two Great Danes and the homeowners dead father.  AGHHHH!!!

It is unclear to me if the ashes were in a urn.  That seems like it would scream “human remains” to me, not drugs.  Who knows?  Nonetheless these clowns are now facing charges.

I have actually thought of being cremated, but was always afraid someone would use me as pepper.  I NEVER thought about getting sniffed up!  Consider yourself warned.

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