Criminal’s Name Is A Laughing Matter, Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppitybop-bop-bop Arrested
A Wisconsin man by the name of Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppitybop-bop-bop was arrested for possession of marijuana. Do you think he made up his name while he was high? The man changed his name legally from Jeffrey Drew Wilschke last October.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppity-bop-bop-bop will soon be getting “bopped” behind bars.
The Huffington Post is reporting that Mr. Zippitybop-bop-bop likes “eating,” “standing,” walking,” “thinking,” and “diamond” according to his facebook page. If you want to friend request him, click here.
Zippy McZipperton or whatever the hell his name is, has vowed to get back at the cops that arrested him. Good luck with that one zipper head!