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Dallas Needs More Strippers For Super Bowl Weekend!

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“Have Thong Will Travel”.  If that is you, well your in luck!  The Dallas, TX area is expecting up to 300-thousand visitors for Super Bowl weekend, and some strip clubs are trying to recruit exotic dancers for the big weekend.

Showtime Cabaret owner John Walsh told tmz.com that he normally employs close t0 50 women, but now needs 120 lap dancers.  Walsh says there are 60 strip clubs in Dallas’ 30 Mile zone.  That means the total number of additional strippers needed is roughly ten-thousand!  That’s 20,000 boobs!!

I don’t know anyone who is going to TX for the game.  I do know there are plenty of strip clubs in Flint for you to watch the game at!

Super Bowl Sunday is February 6th.  Packers against Steelers.

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