Dentist Facing Jail Time After Pulling All Ex-Boyfriend’s Teeth
A 45-year old British man is saying "the bitch emptied my mouth," after making the grave mistake of visiting a dentist who was also his ex-girlfriend.
This calls to mind a movie called 'The Dentist,' where Corbin Bernsen played a dentist who lost his s--- and started effing up his patients and touching their boobs and stuff. That movie sucked ass, kind of like Marek Olszewski's recent visit to his dental office.
According to The Daily Mail, the 45-year old London resident made a dental appointment with 34-year old Anna Mackowiak, with whom he also recently broke up with. "I didn't have any reason to doubt her," said Olszewski. "I mean, I thought she was a professional." He couldn't have been more wrong.
Once her ex was in the chair, Mackowiak issued some sedatives to her former lover and proceeded to remove all 32 of his teeth. "I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," said Mackowiak. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a bastard.'"
When she finished, she wrapped his whole head with bandages with hopes he wouldn't notice his new smile (or lack thereof) right away. "When I got home, I looked in the mirror and I couldn't f--king believe it," he said. "The b-itch had emptied my mouth."
Mackowiak will most likely lose her dental license and is facing three years in jail, but her plan kind of worked. Olszewski's new girlfriend dumped him because she couldn't date someone who didn't have teeth. We knew people in the U.K. had bad teeth, now we know why -- their dentists are psychopaths. Don't worry buddy, you could always move to Alabama.