American Coney Island in downtown Detroit is keeping with tradition by serving paczkis on Fat Tuesday, well sort of.

They'll be offering up paczki-wrapped Detroit coneys. Just the sound of it makes me want to throw up. Hell, just looking at the picture I think I gained 10lbs. I'm not saying I wouldn't try it, I'm just saying it looks brutal.

According to the Detroit Free Press, it's a traditional Detroit coney dog — mustard, chili and chopped onions — but wrapped with the sweet, deep-fried Polish pastry instead of a regular hot dog bun.

I can't even imagine the crazy explosion of different flavors that hits your mouth when you bite into this sucker.