Dog Gets Beer Out Of The Fridge
I do not like pets. They stink, they're filthy, and they serve no purpose. That is unless you have a dog that gets you a beer. Cuz that's just effin awesome. Watch the coolest dog in the world do just that.
Seriously, what does the average dog do? Crap all over the place, chew up shoes, and have awful breath. I don't hate animals, but I really don't care for them. But this dog is BAD ASS! If the average dog could do more things like this, I might give them a chance.