Most dogs suck.  I mean, they'll bring you a ball back, but really, what are you going to do with a ball?  I know what you'd do if a dob brought you a bottle of Vodka, and that's get Ukrainian drunk.  Watch the most useful dog in the world do his best trick. 

 

I'm not 100 percent sure about the Ukraine's whereabouts on a map, but apparently, they like to hunt and drink, so it can't be that far away from Mid Michigan.  I don't know why the countries in the arctic trundra love drinking vodka so much, but they've even got their animals helping them now.