Chicks always tell dudes with small members that what they can do with their fingers is just as important. If that is the truth, this dude's wiener out of luck, cuz his fingers are pretty effin unbelievable.

 

Seriously, I kinda got nauseous when I first saw those fingers go up.  And the more you look at it, the worse it gets.  I've gotta wonder how this dude figured out he could do this, but I kinda don't wanna know.