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Dreaming Of A White Trash Christmas?

I don’t know if it is the cold weather, the months of being stuck indoors, or the pot holes, but something about the winter months really brings the white trash out in people.  You can keep your winter classy though, just avoid some of the following behaviors.

  1. Wearing Shorts- Your calves aren’t that hot and today’s high is 6 degrees.  Don’t confuse looking like a dumb ass with looking like a bad ass.

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  2. Man Fur-Another white trash winter fashion statement.  I am not anti-fur because of animal welfare or other hippie beliefs, I am anti-fur because it makes men look like idiots.  Real or fake, don’t wear that.

    Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images for IMG
  3. Not brushing off your car- You’ve seen it.  In the parking lot, at the gas station, and cruising down 75.  The people who are in such a rush, they can’t whipe off their car.  The people who are so much colder than everybody else, they’ll just use gravity and momentum as a snow brush.  Not only is this behavior unsafe, it’s white trash.

    Photo by Jeff J Mitchell/Getty Images

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