This is the second story I have written about someone hiding inside a porta potty.

The first guy was just a perv.  This time the guy is just a complete dumb ass. 

The Huffington Post is reporting that Gordon Flavia covered himself in liquid waste and hid in a portable toilet after crashing into a carport.

After the crash Flavia jumped out his car and took off on foot to escape police.

Apparently he covered himself in crap so police dogs would not find him.

Gross does not even come close to describing that!

Authorities are waiting on toxicology reports to determine if alcohol was a factor.

I am going to guess the answer is yes.

Another one for the WTF? file.