Go home, Pittsburgh. You're drunk.

Apparently, Pittsburgh's Heinz Field hasn't hosted too many rock shows. If they had, you wouldn't see the newspeople complaining about people tailgating, getting hammered and trashing the parking lot in the process. For us rockers, this sort of thing is "old hat." But at Luke Bryan's recent show, everybody did get totally FUBAR'd... one guy even tried to steal the news team's camera!

I'm just glad the news doesn't show up to document my drunken pre-concert shenanigans.