I doubt that Colonel Sanders has risen from the dead to steal bikes.  As far as Ashton Kutcher goes, I don't even think he knows how to ride one.

Residents in a condominium complex in California believe two thieves that resemble Sanders and Kutcher are stealing bikes.

The Daily Pilot reports that surveillance cameras were able to record the strange pair.  The celeb look-a-like robbers drive a Ford Explorer with a handicap parking tag and a "Support the Troops" bumper sticker.   Seriously?

As of now the two are still on the loose.

The bike owners are finger lickin' f***ed!