71 Year Old Michigan Woman Busted For Public Sex
When you think of the elderly, sexy is not a word that comes to mind, for most of us that is. Who knows maybe your down with a wrinkly woman or a grandpa wiener? If so, you will love this story. Get a load of “Grandma Dynamite”.
The Smoking Gun is reporting that a 71 year old, Rita Daniels was busted for having public sex in a car with 54 year old Tim Adams. The pair had just met at a bar. This pretty much defines “Wham, bam, thank you mam”! It gets better, according to the police report, when the arresting officer asked what the pair were doing, Adams replied, quote:
“I’m f***ing this chick”
Chick? Seriously? The woman is 71 years old! She could be a great grandma. Hell, she is from Michigan, she could be your grandma!
I would think the cons out weigh the pros when it comes to sleeping with an old woman but who knows? These are the only pros Chris Monroe and I could come up with:
1. No periods
2. No teeth
3. Won’t live too much longer
4. Money (maybe)
5. No young kids to deal with
That’s all we could think of!