Back in the days before youtube, all you could do is hear stories of people getting blasted in nards and faceplanting. Thank God that we can watch them now.

 

It always blows my mind that there are enough people sucking at life to make a video of every month.  These are like watching America's Funniest Home Videos without the douchebag host.   Keep sucking at life and maybe one day you'll find yourself in a Fail Compilation.