When I was a bartender I had to put up with some of the worst drunks -- I've probably been there myself, but I plead the fifth! I had dude wet themselves, puke all over the bar -- I've seen girls fall down drunk in a skirt with no panties; she weighed 'bout tree fitty! It gets better after the jump.

 

My favorite part was watching them try to walk out of the bar -- good thing there are walls around; bad thing gravity exists. The guy in this video tops them all -- get ready to LOL while you watch homeboy walk around with a gasta lean.

[Thanks to Ridiculousness]