Fantone’s Friday Top 5: Porn Stars

Hey, so every Friday I'm going to be doing a Top 5 list.  Or maybe sometimes it'll be a Bottom 5 list, but I can promise it will NEVER be a Middle 5 list.  This week were are looking at the best thing about the internet, Porn Stars.

Sure, you can say you never watch porn, and you don't know their names, and porn is just for perverted losers, but I can say you're a liar.  The internet is ruled by porn and the world is ruled by the internet, so just embrace the smut.

Number 5: Phoenix Marie

It's fair to say that my favorite thing about Phoenix is how friggin stacked she is. All and all she's just a big woman.  Big ass, big breasts, and pretty damn tall, standing at 5'9".  She's also an all doors open type of porn star and she credits working in porno for helping her get over her self described "severe social awkwardness".

Number 4: Alexis Texas

I won't lie, this is 100% ass based pick.  I'm not even sure that Alexis Texas has a face or boobs, just because I'm so drawn into this chicks butt.  She's awesome at shaking it too, she could be in rap videos for sure.

Number 3: Lisa Ann

No doubt about it, Lisa Ann is running the MILF game.  It wasn't to long ago that older chicks had no place in porn, but this 40 year old has changed that.  She played Sarah Palin in "Who's Nailin Paylin?" and was awarded 2011 AEBN Performer of the Year.  Her boobs aren't the most natural looking, but she makes up for that with skill and ass.

Number Two: Jenna Haze

I don't want it to seem like you have to have a fake rack and huge ass to make the top porn star list, because I love me some Jenna Haze.  She's got a natural look to her and always seems enthusiastic about her work.  Especially when it comes to her oral services.  She actually won the 2008 Oral Enthusiast, so that's gotta tell you something.

Number 1: Emma Starr

I don't know what it is about this chick, but she has always topped my list of porn stars.  I love the sophisticated vibe that she gives off and you really can tell she loves her work.  I know she's not the hottest porn star or even the dirtiest, but I just can't get enough of her.  She's not only a porn star, but is also a practicing lawyer in Texas and an ordained Episcopal Priest. Emma started making pornos in 2003, but was an active swinger with her husband beforehand.

Almost Made The List:

• Gianna Micheals
• Lexi Belle
• Eva Angelina
• Reagan Reese
• Eve Laurence