Bottles beware, there is a pissed off fat ninja and he's coming for you.  Watching this dude go crazy on 81 bottles with various ninja blade weapons.

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Man, this video has me cracking up.  The dude is taking himself so serious, like he's really impressing people by chopping these bottles up.  I have to assume he lives in his parents basement and the only boobs he's ever touched are his own.

Source: Fark