Let's be real, Chicago Bears fans are ugly people.  One of the mongoloids that root for Chicago tried to get her ass up on a parking lot stripper pole and ended up on the ground.  Check out the hilariousness.

First of all, that girl is obviously not a professional stripper.  She would get her ass laughed off of Dort Highway trying to pull moves like that.  Secondly, isn't it pretty obvious that stripper pole is not safe.  I mean the thing is swaying and looked like it was going to tip at any second.

Source: Fark