Flint Eastsiders Show Their Patriotism, and Their… Well, You Know

The milk's gone bad, Charlie Murphy.

WARNING: THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS AN IMAGE THAT MAY BE NSFW. HELL, IT MAY NOT BE SAFE FOR ANYONE REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THEY'RE AT WORK, AT HOME, OR ELSEWHERE. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.

They say that it's sexier when you leave more to the imagination, i.e. -- wear more clothes. I don't think that statement has ever rung more true than it does in this Facebook post, shared by Flint resident Rapheal Robinson.

The photo features a trio of women (allegedly) from Flint's East Side, who are celebrating America's birthday by wearing half of their birthday suit. Usually, I'm all for this sort of thing, and forgive me if I'm overstepping my bounds by offering advice on this topic, but when your sweater puppies start to look more like wind socks -- please retire them... even if it is the 4th of July.

I love body paint when Kate Upton rocks it, but when I saw this pic of how someone's grandma that lives next to Angelo's, her friend from bingo, and some rando used it to visually assault us with their droopy girls in front of a party store -- I almost red, white, and blew chunks.