Gun violence is no joke, but getting shot in the ass is pretty hilarious.  Check out the story of the ass with one too many holes.

Flint has more than it's fair share of gun violence victims, but this is the first time I've heard of someone getting shot in the ass. It's a damn shame people are going to start needing bullet proof underwear.

Police responded to a shooting on Wednesday night at Brownell and Pasadena, and upon arrival found out the victim had been hit in the ass.  Police report the man was responsive and texting on the way to the hospital.  No suspects or motivation were known.

I have to assume there is more to this story, but then again, the dude could have just got randomly shot in the ass.  I mean this is Flint.