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Floating On A Sex Doll?

F&%! Me, Don't Float On Me!
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I am sure people do a lot of weird things with sex dolls, but using one as a raft is pretty strange and pretty stupid.

An Australian couple was rescued after attempting to float down a river using blow up dolls as their “inner tubes”.    The two 19 year olds were found clinging to a tree unharmed.

Senior Constable Wayne Wilson said:

“We’ve got people busy with rescues and to have to divert resources to that sort of thing is not ideal”.

I wish I could tell you they were naked and trying to “perform” with the dolls, but they weren’t.  Just a couple of tools floating on blow up dolls.  Can you imagine telling your parents?

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