Floating On A Sex Doll?
I am sure people do a lot of weird things with sex dolls, but using one as a raft is pretty strange and pretty stupid.
An Australian couple was rescued after attempting to float down a river using blow up dolls as their "inner tubes". The two 19 year olds were found clinging to a tree unharmed.
Senior Constable Wayne Wilson said:
"We've got people busy with rescues and to have to divert resources to that sort of thing is not ideal".
I wish I could tell you they were naked and trying to "perform" with the dolls, but they weren't. Just a couple of tools floating on blow up dolls. Can you imagine telling your parents?