Gordon Ramsey Midget Porn Star Look Alike Found Dead In Badger Den

Read that headline again.  You might have to do it twice.  But it's true,standing at 3'6", Percy Foster was living the greatest life a midget that kinda looks like Gordon Ramsey has ever lived, banging normal sized chicks and getting paid top dollar to do it.  But all good things must come to an end, and for Percy, they came to end in a badger den.

To say this story is unbelievable is the understatement of the year. I wouldn't be surprised if this turns 0ut to be fake.  I heard about this a million different places and read an article on PerthNow.com.  The story goes, Percy Foster really was cashing in on the fact that he was a midget that looked like Gordon Ramsey and people are perverts.  Starring in multiple porn movies, Forster was paid top dollar, due to the fact he was both a midget and celebrity look alike.  He was quoted

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar. I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream"

Sadly, the 35 year old  was found dead in a badger den by British forest rangers.  For some reason, authorities think it was suicide, but that's stupid.  I smell a murder for sure.  I bet this lil dude was up to his eyes in drugs and pissed off boyfriends, which would only be up to our knees.  I couldn't imagine anyone going the badger den route as a means of suicide.

Regardless how he got in that den, I gotta say, that guy can't complain too much.  I heard he had a ton of issues, but who cares?  We've all got issues.  He got paid to bang chicks that normally wouldn't touch him.  His life could have gone a lot worse.

RIP Percy Foster