Grandma Wants to Fight in an MMA Cage Fight
As true gentleman, there are a few things weâll never do. These include turning down an opportunity to receive a yoga bonerÂ and picking a fight with a grandma. Chivalry is dead these days, so itâs our duty to bring that crap back. While feasting our eyes upon yoga butt will never go out of style, Grannyâs the one switching things up recently; Khandace Cossit has got some major beef, and sheâs looking for a fight.
Honestly, how scary can a 56-year-old from Sandston, Virginia be? Answer: very.
For starters, sheâs 6-foot-5, and her nickname is âjolly green giant.” She also has âa penchant for âdeckingâ any man that gets in her way.â Woof. These days, she wants to deck any guy who faces her in an MMA cage fight. Yup, Grandmaâs getting nasty.
Before Khandace scares the hell out of us, we have to admit sheâs a pretty cool lady who has a knack for a variety of professions. Sheâs been a burlesque dancer, a security guard, a stripper, a bouncer, and a horse trainer. So why cage fighting? The woman claims, âThis just stops me from beating up the general public, god bless âem.â
Grandma Khandace hasnât had any cage fight offers just yet, but weâre wondering who the hell has big enough balls to take on the âjolly green giant.”