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Grandmother Claims Man In A Smurf Hat Gave Her Pot Seeds

Grandmother Pot Seeds
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I could not even make this story up!  A Pennsylvania granny who was busted for growing pot next to her tomato plants, told authorities a bearded stranger wearing a Smurf hat gave her the seeds!  I wonder if he was riding a unicorn?

Alberta Kelley (67) went to court over the matter, faced a jury and believe it or not was acquitted on all charges. Pittsburgh Live reports that authorities were alerted about the plants from an anonymous tip.  Apparently 8 peeps live in the house with granny good time, but she was the only one charged.

Kelley claims she was approached on the street by the bearded man in the Smurf hat, and he told her to take the seeds, claiming they would grow the prettiest flowers she had ever seen.  That sounds like something that could happen, right?

I have heard of Brainy Smurf, Jokey Smurf even Papa Smurf, but never Seed Smurf, who knew?  La, la, la, la, la………

 

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