Guy Get’s A Boner for Walmart

I know that people get excited over saving money, but this is ri-dick-ulous!  A Louisiana man was recently arrested for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his junk exposed.

This clown had no shame in telling officers that being at a Walmart get's him excited.

28 year old Travis Keen was spotted driving with his penis out.  The witness told authorities that when Keen saw a female, he would quote:

"Stop and watch them"

The Smoking Gun is reporting that once this creeper was approached by police, he confessed that quote,

"He comes to Walmart to get aroused."

Maybe Walmart should try some new slogans,

"Whacking Prices and Whacking Customers"

"You Can't Beat Our Prices, But You Can Beat Your Meat in Our Parking Lot"