Four friends are about to learn that an over-the-pants handjob can haunt you forever... even from beyond the grave.

Imagine a film so scary that it will reach-around and tear your heart out. Add to that a severe case of blue balls and you have a pretty good idea what it's like to experience 'Handjob Cabin.'

After decades of cabin-based horror films like Evil Dead and Cabin Fever, you would think they'd be out of scary premises. Right? Wrong. The creators of this cinematic classic open a terrifying new chapter in horror that even the "throw-everything-including-the-kitchen-sink-at-you" scarefest 'Cabin in the Woods' overlooked -- ghost handjobs. Hell, the idea of an OTPHJ from a living chick is frightening enough.

Is this a trailer for a real movie? Unfortunately, no. Do you still need to see it though? Absolutely.