I hope you got your tickets, because Helga Lovekaty's a smoke show who's about to take you to the gun show.

From Russia with Love(katy). This Russian beauty lists her profession as simply "fitness model," but we think it's fair to say she's severely underselling a her talents... two of them in particular. She's also a self-described animal lover, which would explain why she's got those two big puppies in every one of her pics. In case we're being too subtle (we're not) -- these are all boob puns, guys. Please try to keep up.

There's a pretty good balance of hotness and product placement on her IG. Honestly, we'd buy anything she's selling... If we had money.