What's up jokers!?   I'm the newest DJ here on the Banana, so I'd just like to properly introduce myself and let you know a bit about me if you don't know already!

I like lists.  They're easy and to the point, so here's ten random things about me:

1.  My first job as a DJ was at a strip club.

2.  My top five favorite bands (in no particular order) are Incubus, Sevendust, Aranda, Stone Sour and Linkin Park.

3.  My favorite liquor is Jack Daniels and my favorite beer is Bud Light.

4.  I also have a degree in video.

5. I want to become a one hit wonder.

6.  Favorite foods = tacos, carbs, and beer.

7.  If I were a wrestler or a super hero, my theme music would be Fuel by Metallica.

8. I love old dudes.  You could call me an old-a-phile.

9. I like big trucks...and I cannot lie.

10.  I'm awesome at cribbage. (Don't hate)