Hippos are pretty big animals, and their dumps are equally as big.  Watch the hilarious mayhem that is a hippo with irritable bowel syndrome.

 

Okay, maybe the fart noise is added in, but that doesn't make it less hilarious.  And even if the fart is fake, the crap is so funny it doesn't matter.  It looks the hippo's tail is dealing out crap cards.  I've seriously watched this video 4 times in a row and I'm still laughing.