Don't get me wrong.  I love hot chicks.  And I really don't care what they wear, but what the hell are these models wearing?  The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was last night, and I'm kinda confused.  Seriously, can you even buy the stuff that the models are wearing?  And if you can, where are you supposed to wear it?  If my girl friend came to bed with feathers in her hair and half of a tree coming out of her ass, I'm not going to be impressed.  I'll probably just be confused.

Ok you're hot, but WTF are you wearing?  Girls, my advice to you?  Just get naked and nobody is gonna complain.