Today the United States women's soccer team advanced to the championship game in the World Cup.  Still, the only people that care are girl scout troops, lesbians and foreign people.

I'm always happy when America wins at something.  Even if it's women's soccer or obesity levels. But I don't get why people are acting like this is going to be the thing to take soccer to the next level.   NFL has a strangle hold on American sports and it's not going to let some chicks with pony tales and some chicks with Justin Beiber haircuts take that away.

 

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