How To Urinate In Public [VIDEO]
This seems like a weird video to post but seriously, I was almost arrested for this once. Whether anyone is around to see it or not; if a cop sees you in the classic pose, you're one step closer to being a sex offender. Here are the easiest techniques for emptying the tank in public on the sneak.
No joke, police threatened to make me a registered sex offender once because I was caught watering the bushes. Seems unfair but it's the law. This video is here to help guys like us when we can't find (or don't feel like finding) a public restroom. Anything beats going door to door in a Member's Only jacket introducing yourself as the new neighbor that you're gonna tell your kids to stay away from.
The Banana does not encourage that you try this. So don't blame it on us if it doesn't work.