We talk a lot about how the most jacked up stuff seems to always happen in Florida, well South Carolina just put themselves in the running for that title in 2014. This chick was arrested for "Assault with a deadly squirrel" after she sent her husband out for beer and he came home empty handed because all the stores were closed for the holiday. She then proceeded to stab him with a ceramic squirrel. Let this be a lesson, when your wife sends you out for something, don't come home empty handed.