It’s OK To Like Christmas.
I’ve been kind of disturbed this year with all the Christmas backlash. It seems most guys have put Christmas on the same level as crying in public and watching Glee. And that’s something I can’t stand for. Here are some tips for making things more manly this holiday season.
- Only sing really Manly Christmas songs- I’m sure you’ve heard that Wham! Christmas song “Last Christmas”. Don’t ever get caught even humming that. Also, stay away from anything using the word gay. I know it had a different meaning back when the songs were written, and honestly, I don’t care what you have sex with, but if you want to keep things manly there are some songs to avoid. Including Deck the Halls “Don we now, our gay apparel” and It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year “There’ll be gay happy meetings”. Good songs to sing are “Up On The House Top” because that kid Will gets an S&M starter kit and “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause” because, well, everyone knows your mom is a slut. Look at her with Danny Kaye and Bing Crosby.
- Your decorations don’t have to suck- Don’t just take the stuff your Mom doesn’t want anymore. You’ll look like you have the taste of a 72 year old hooker. Askmen.com has a really good article on making your place look festive.
- Don’t wear Christmas Clothes- Unless you are going to an Ugly Sweater party, don’t wear anything with Santa, Frosty, or a snowflake. Trust me, the women you want to sleep with aren’t going to think it’s cute. However, Cheech can’t resist them. LOOK OUT DEWEY!
Honestly, don’t let what other people think of your Christmas Spirit, ruin the season for you. I for one, am super excited about Christmas, and I’ve nothing but chick induced boners for my entire life.