Jedi Gang Fight
The citizens of Flint are no stranger to gang fights. But for as violent as our city is, I don't think there has ever been a Jedi gang fight. Check out the nerdy violence.
You've gotta respect Star Wars nerds, even if they would trade an inch off their wiener to have a real light saber. Star Wars nerds come from all walks of life and for the most part are a very proud people. The movies are pretty alright, but if you have a Princess Leia fetish, you really need to grow up.