I have never in my life watched a whole episode of Jersey Shore, only bits and pieces. I think I would actually consider watching the massacre movie though.  With Jersey Shore star Jenni "JWoww" Farley as the executive producer and porn star Ron Jeremy playing the role of a pothead landlord, this movie already screams amusement, at least to easily amused people like me. None of the Jersey Shore characters star in the film, but the cast is extremely similar. According to Variety.com the film doesn't actually get gory until almost an hour in, but by the end it's more of a full blown horror flick. It's available on DVD and Blue Ray now, I've gotta find it! Check out the trailer. It looks like there MIGHT be boobs in this one too!