Man, do we want to make a stupid "Joy" pun right now, but we won't. That would be beneath us, and you.

Despite their names sounding the same, we know that Joy Corrigan is not related to Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins. How do we know that? Well, mainly because their last names have different spellings, but also because melancholy is the opposite of joy. It's science. She does, however, make us think about smashing, if you catch our drift.

Wow, we really went on a tangent there. Anyway, let's just get back to fixing our everlasting gaze on pictures of her perfect, often-naked body. That will remedy even the most infinite of sadnesses.