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Kristen Stewart Wins Oscar for Best Handjob at 2013 Academy Awards [VIDEO]

If you tuned in to the 85th Academy Awards last Sunday, you were probably wondering why the presentation of the most important Oscar, Best Handjob in a Leading Role, was cut from the telecast. Well, the good news is you can see what you missed here.

Kristen Stewart ended up beating herself — after “beating off” others — in the category, in which Amy Adams, Joaquin Phoenix and Laura Linney were also nominated. And we thought K-Stew’s only talent was being able to keep her mouth slightly agape at all times.

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