If you tuned in to the 85th Academy Awards last Sunday, you were probably wondering why the presentation of the most important Oscar, Best Handjob in a Leading Role, was cut from the telecast. Well, the good news is you can see what you missed here.

Kristen Stewart ended up beating herself -- after "beating off" others -- in the category, in which Amy Adams, Joaquin Phoenix and Laura Linney were also nominated. And we thought K-Stew's only talent was being able to keep her mouth slightly agape at all times.