Ladies, We Give You the Best Rape Prevention Video of All Time
Rape is no laughing matter. Period. But when you start telling people to poop on themselves and practice penis-biting techniques with cucumbers -- it's kind of hard not to at least chuckle.
With the recent article that ranked Flint among the top ten most dangerous cities for women, this classic video that teaches rape defense techniques could not come at a better time. Next time you see a guy driving a panel van whose license plate reads "THERAPIST," just remember what you learn from this video. It's okay to be gross, in fact, it may even save your life.
Also owning the soundtrack to this video -- featuring the hit single 'Rapists Beware' -- can help to alert would-be attackers that you -- much like the Wu-Tang Clan -- "ain't nuthing to f--- with."