Las Vegas Man Has Biggest Balls Of Them All
This is un-BALL-ievable! Wesley Warren of Las Vegas, is pleading for funds so he can pay for surgery. What kind of surgery you ask? Warren needs to have a 100 pound growth removed from his scrotum. The growth is so big, he has to wear a hoodie over his junk. He puts his legs through the arms of the sweatshirt and ties his giant sack into the hood. Guys if you don't think this could happen to you, think again!
Wesley believes this deformity happened in 2008 while he was sleeping. Somehow he crushed his privates. When he woke up the next day, Wesley said his scrotum was, quote:
"The size of a soccer ball. I never felt such pain. It was like a shooting pain through my entire body. When it stopped, it was like a huge tractor trailer went off the top of me. I think it ruined my lymph nodes down there."
I'll say! From soccer ball size to the size of a small human, clearly this presents a problem in Warren's dating life. In regards to what he misses most, Warren said quote:
"I really would like to have a relationship with a woman. I should be in the prime of my life right now."
Hey, I know love is blind, but in this case it would literally take a blind woman to get past this. The exact medical diagnosis according to The Sun, is scrotal lymphedema — a condition that made his lymph nodes in his scrotum swell up with watery fluid. Wouldn't you think doctors would just drain it? Kind of like water on the knee. Apparently it is not that easy and his insurance will not cover whatever surgery he needs. Warren is attempting to raise one million dollars for the surgery.
In the meantime Warren is trying to stay positive. Good luck with that. I would be figuring out how to pop it! Reminder to all guys, try not to twist your balls up when sleeping. You could be wearing hoodie pants next!