This isn't another episode of Family Guy where Jesus appears to work at a record store. Lord Jesus Christ III is an artist that lives in North Hampton, MA, he is an artist that was crossing the street while out shopping for art supplies. Christ was hit by a 20-year-old woman who was on her way home from cosmetology school. Find out more after the jump.

For all you non-believers out there, Christ does exist; he's a black man with dreadlocks. Who knew Lord Jesus Christ was such a hip guy who has been hit by a car and risen up to see another day.