Lowest Mario Score Possible
I spent way to much time trying to beat the original Super Mario Brothers game on NES, but the whole time, I was trying to rack up big points and entering cheat codes. This dude beats the game, without losing 1 life, scoring only 600 points.
Seriously, this dude scores less than Chris Monroe, which is amazing if you know anything about the Banana. He is also harder to kill than Rasputin, which is amazing if you know anything about pre-WWI Russian history.