Man Arrested After Allegedly Throwing Ham At Mother

I think this is a story we can all relate to as the holidays get closer.  I would never throw a ham at my mother, but I have stormed out of some family functions.  I always say "it's not a family party unless someone goes home crying", or in this case - until someone gets hit with a ham!

Tennessee resident Emanuel Cordell Kennedy (37) admits to throwing a ham, but claims he did not intentionally try to hit his mother with it.  The two were arguing according to The Smoking Gun.  The police report states Mr. Kennedy did not expect his mother to be walking down the hall when he threw the ham.  Ha, I have heard of throwing a hot dog down a hall way but never a ham!

Kennedy is now facing assault charges.  Hammy Holidays!