I have shared stories of many unsavory characters, but this creep takes the cake. A Chicago man is actually accused of having sex with his pet peacock. It is suspected it was the sexual abuse that killed the bird.

David Beckman, 64 (not to be confused with soccer star David Beckham), is facing charges of misdemeanor animal cruelty after police discovered the dead bird while investigating Beckman's involvement in a child solicitation accusation. Let's hope this creeper stays behind bars.